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pajamaslam: birdalmighty: birdalmighty: clownwithwound: 2 of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:43:14 -0400

birdalmighty:

birdalmighty:

clownwithwound:

2 of my fav pics, tongue eating parasite found in a tuna can

#ive been considering a tattoo of him for 3 years

do it do it do it

HIS NAME IS ERIC

slavz: slavz: come on theathon thix! letth get...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:17:38 -0400

slavz:

slavz:

come on theathon thix! letth get thickeningggggggg!

Nyehhhhhhhhhhhh what’s up thots?

lithizine: hormoneinjections: gay and trans ppl who live in small towns and have to celebrate...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:06:15 -0400

lithizine:

hormoneinjections:

gay and trans ppl who live in small towns and have to celebrate pride month by themselves are stronger than any us marine

lgbt people who live in countries where gay marriage and transitioning is illegal and have to celebrate pride month possibly in the closet are also stronger than any us marine

shiftythrifting: This is.. the worst lamp I’ve ever seen. if my...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:54:36 -0400

shiftythrifting:

This is.. the worst lamp I’ve ever seen. if my mum wasn’t with me judging me I would have bought it…

nadi-kon: what’s that one movie that has you like “that’s MY movie” ?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:31:24 -0400

nadi-kon:

what’s that one movie that has you like “that’s MY movie” ?

sqice: no cops at pride just alexa and her despacito

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:45:31 -0400

sqice:

no cops at pride just alexa and her despacito

actualmermaid: I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum: “An...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:59:16 -0400

actualmermaid:

I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum:

“An Opassom hath an head like a Swine, and a taile like a Rat, and is of the bignes of a Cat. Under her belly she hath a bagge, wherein she lodgeth, carrieth, and sucketh her young.”

Update

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:55:44 -0400

osakasshitpit:

eevee-nicks:

zizibutik:

zizibutik:

quasahi:

eevee-nicks:

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

What the FUCK I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

disgruntledmushroom:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:26:46 -0400

disgruntledmushroom:

rosemary-the-skunk: trilllizard666: snoopingasusualisee: not-semi-perfect: snoopingasusualisee: ...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 00:06:20 -0400

rosemary-the-skunk:

trilllizard666:

snoopingasusualisee:

not-semi-perfect:

snoopingasusualisee:

trilllizard666:

before talkin shit on straight men maybe try talking to some for a period of more than five minutes at a time cause all y’all treat straight men on this website like incels treat women

Kung pow penis

What did that add to the convo.

i’m going to block everyone that reblogs this version of this post from snoopingasusualisee that i find, fyi

kung pow penis

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tinyrats: vmchase: semitics: Abusive men die challenge i reblogged this post last night and i...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 13:32:41 -0400

tinyrats:

vmchase:

semitics:

Abusive men die challenge

i reblogged this post last night and i can’t believe it singlehandedly killed xxxtentacion

like to charge reblog to kill another abusive man

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gamecubeeater: foxune: you can’t defeat this puppy

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 09:48:13 -0400

gamecubeeater:

foxune:

you can’t defeat this puppy

ctoons: ctoons: drtanner-sfw: ctoons: Tintin remembers what...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:24:46 -0400

ctoons:

ctoons:

drtanner-sfw:

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

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venusisfortransbians: periain: venusisfortransbians: LGBT kids coming out to their parents are...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:58:29 -0400

venusisfortransbians:

periain:

venusisfortransbians:

LGBT kids coming out to their parents are stronger than any US Marine

LGBT kids who can’t come out to their parents are stronger than any US Marine

Happy pride! LGBT kids are stronger than any US marine